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Hallelujah Handjob
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Where you
drill
a hole in the middle of your
hand
just like stigma on Jesus's
hand
and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.
I need to buy a
new
drill
. My old one
broke
while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob
Hallelujah Handjob
by
mtt4411
September 8, 2019
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