Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 6, 2021

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Hummer Pack

When you dog someone in a fortnite wager so bad they put holes in the wall.

I just beat them 25-13 in box fights, WE BLAZING THAT HUMMER PACK

by wfsgfthfygscxstaxseatr January 23, 2022

Sloppy Hummer

Hummer oral sex with a facial

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer

by Nytered August 29, 2013

Red Hummer

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!

Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019