100m hottie

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly

Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man

by Dylowned August 26, 2005

pocket hottie

A really really hot short chick, around 5'

Whoa! check the pocket hottie!

by the truth May 13, 2005

Thumbnail Hottie

When browsing friends networks ( like Hi5 or Facebox) and you see a Hot ( Mae or female) and you get hyped because they look hot, then you click on the picture and realize that they aren`t hot at all

I was browsing Hi5 and saw a smoking hot chick, i watched her pictures and realized that she was only a thumbnail hottie

by Froosh January 31, 2007

Hug A Hottie Day

Created by the Playground Posse to get hugs from hot chicks. The point is to go to random stores or social places and give people you think are hot a hug. Hug A Hottie Day is on random dates and can be set for whenever suits you. So go give a hottie a hug, you know you want to.

PK: hi miss, your beautiful, and its Hug A Hottie Day, so you get a hug for being so damn pretty.
Hot Chick: Aw, thank you

by PCD1444 July 20, 2008

Headset Hottie

An attractive female (usually a customer support representative) showcased with a headset and smiling as if she is happy to help you with your needs. Usually can be found on many corporate websites or on stock photography sites.

Guy #1 "Did you see the new customer service rep in billing?"

Guy #2 "Ya, she is quite a headset hottie."

Headset hottie

by Zlinko May 11, 2009

port-a-hottie

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

by Fuzzy's Friend July 3, 2009

low-resolution hottie

A girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually butters.

I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.

On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.

by Leroy_n_Tyrone October 21, 2009