hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Hoss

Slang used amongst the Iranian american community of Los Angeles, short for the Farsi word “hoseleh”. Which translates to something along the lines of “energy” “patience” “effort”

I have no hoss to go to the mahboobeh’s wedding.

My girl friend is being a bitch, no hoss for her today.

Wow, driving to the valley is way too much hoss

by LAPersian310 February 26, 2021

Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

“That kid right there is a medium hoss”

by Gorillacrotch July 29, 2022

BIG HOSS

An ignorant redneck, generally doesn't know jackshit about anything, thick skulled individual.

He microwaved a fork? What a Big Hoss!

by RATAMAHATA August 9, 2022

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.

Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."

by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022

Hoss

OG pawn stars terminology for a good friend who is an absolute unit of a genderless Homosapien.

Yo hoss!

by IMABIGHOSS December 8, 2021