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hormonal mismanagement

To be fired as a result of a work-related adulterous relationship.
Due to hormonal mismanagement with his executive officer, the Boeing CEO was fired.
by TamaMama March 8, 2005
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hornones

the change in your behavior once you become horny
a: my boyfriend was texting this girl saying he was gonna have sex with her!
b: did he text her later apologising and saying he didnt mean it?
a: yes
b: it was his hornones.
by erm_immmmmz September 6, 2009
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Frosty Tim Hortons

The act of performing sexual intercourse on a doughnut and splooging on it, hence the frosting
Jordan knew he would not get any action at the party, so he performed a Frosty Tim Hortons out of desperation.
by rectal scrotum June 13, 2007
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Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)
American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
by Jenna May 21, 2006
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Hortonite

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.
"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"
by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005
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hormonally hijacked

An erratic state of being characterized by passing, intermittent fits and outbursts, temper tantrums or volatile mood swings, which fluctuate at regular, fairly predictable intervals and whose origin is rooted in hormonal biochemistry.
Since she's pregnant, I guess I'm supposed to forgive her for being so hormonally hijacked, but... dude, that was like The Exorcist back there.

My girlfriend's a totally cool chick the rest of the month, but man, when she's on her rag... makes me wanna leave town for a couple of days. That broad gets straight hormonally hijacked. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-style.

You almost can't expect teenaged boys to behave as though they're thinking clearly, considering how hormonally-hijacked they become during those formative years.
by TheGoldenMuse May 12, 2010
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Hormonal Chernobyl

The condition that results when a female who desperately needs to be on mood-stabilizing medication gets pregnant before being able to do so.
Her hormonal state was far past that of pms and she knew she needed head-meds. Before she could go on the head-meds she got knocked up, turning everything she came in contact with into a Hormonal Chernobyl for the next nine long months.
by LolaLaLola November 22, 2011
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