umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.

Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.

by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010

Hitchhiker

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

by cyenu January 28, 2005

hitchcocking

When a man urinates in public and is seen from a side profile.

Dude! Turn the other way.... you freaking hitchcocking me!

by D Train 222 May 7, 2019

Hailey Hotchner

Dead

Yo, did you watch the episode of Criminal Minds where Hailey Hotchner dies??

by hehHEHEheheHEEhehe March 9, 2022

hotcha

adj. mad hot
n. mad hottie

"Whoa! Hotcha skirt."
"My teacher's a hotcha!"

by BrownsvilleGirl March 1, 2005

Polish Hitchhiker

Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.

by hottbocks March 14, 2009

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008