when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
Get the hawk smash mug.Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012
Get the zipper hawking mug.one who is fast; usually good at nordic skiing; good at running at long distances; very rare to see one of these.
by realswag May 5, 2011
Get the Viv-hawk mug.Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
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Get the war hawk mug.Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.
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