when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
Get the hawk smashmug. Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012
Get the zipper hawkingmug. Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
Get the Gooch Hawkmug. by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019
Get the war hawkmug. one who is fast; usually good at nordic skiing; good at running at long distances; very rare to see one of these.
by realswag May 5, 2011
Get the Viv-hawkmug. by Saort May 11, 2011
Get the Brown-Hawkingmug. Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
by milonster hunter February 5, 2020
Get the Ian Hawkemug.