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john david gravel the 3rd

The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.
Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!
by AL-AGATOR<3 March 20, 2022
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Turning In His Grave

A metaphor used to describe a dead person, meaning they would be very angry or upset about something (if they were alive)
“You did something so bad under his name, I bet Michael Jackson is turning in his grave”

“I’ll smack you so hard, your dad will start turning in his grave.”
by Faxintrax May 27, 2020
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Graves

A popular grain alcohol, commonly available for $20.00 at most liquor stores.
The catch is that this alcohol is 190 proof, which means that, for those who can do the math, this shit is 95% pure alcohol, higher than over the counter rubbing alcohol. The most amazing part of drinking it is not how three shots can fuck you up to a reasonable degree or the fact that there is a XXX on the bottle, but instead the fact that it leaves your mouth numb and your throat slightly burned if drank straight.
The kind of drink to enjoy when feeling suicidal, but not when you want to hook up, for you will end up passed out on the floor naked with a strong case of whiskey dick anyway.
"Did you get that graves, son?"
"Hell yeah, brother. I'm trying to put dem purple spots on my liver tonight."
by URI boi January 15, 2009
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ass gravel

yet another term for feces, poop, shit, etc.
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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facebook grave digger

One who comments/likes old ass stuff on Facebook, in turn causing other people to start to comment/like that same shit so now your newsfeed is littered with this bullshit nobody cares about because it came to the attention of everybody a long time ago.
)Caveman #43290

HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
9127 BC * Like * Comment

Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.

)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like

)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like

)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
9127 BC * Like

)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person

)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
August 2, 2011 * Like

)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like
by camr0n401 August 3, 2011
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I’ll dance on your grave

When you hate that person so deeply and you want them to burn in hell. You want them to get as pissed off as possible
say that one more time and I’ll dance on your grave bitch!”
by Savage_Picklez November 12, 2017
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