Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 14, 2019
When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
by Bare knuckle boxer March 04, 2012
by Eastin Flamond January 26, 2016
When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
by Jamy2Fly April 24, 2017
"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."
by psedonym February 26, 2005
io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out
by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021