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guacamullet

(n) A Mexican with a mullet.
"Hey check out Hector, he's got sweet guacamullet.
by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007
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Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.
by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019
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güacho

Orphan, or bastard.

Commonly used as an insult in Chile and Argentina.

May be pronounced wacho (casual speech) or washo (Chilean accent).

Similar terms in English would be: urchin, waif or perhaps street-rat.

Not to be confused with wacha, or wacho, conjugations of the mexican slang verb wachar (to look at / to watch).

Huérfano would be a more neutral word for orphan.

The feminine is güacha.
¡Vo soi un güacho de mierda! ¡Lárgate de aquí, concha 'e tu madre! -- A Chilean insulting you.

¡Sos un forro, güacho! ¡Andate de aquí; la puta que te parió!

-- An Argentinian insulting you.
by Three Bars February 13, 2010
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Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.
1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.
by MED August 19, 2004
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Prison Guacamole

(n.) Any residual produced from illicit sexual acts performed while incarcerated.
After the prison gang got done with Jimmy the Snitch there was prison guacamole all over the shower.
by wildmnc January 8, 2011
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guacamole mac

When you put Guacomole inside your pussy and then rub it around and then get a guy to lick it all out.
Dude I did some fucked up shit and i even did the guacamole mac.
by Thecunteaterfishbaum April 9, 2011
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Guacass

One wanting to smear guacamole on another ones ass and licking it off.
Big ass and guacamole make guacass. Guac Ass
by Guacass June 1, 2013
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