The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?
Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.
Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?
Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.
Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?
Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011
Get the Grenade Comparisonmug. T- Hey ladies whats up
T to C- I got dibs on the right one
C to S- I got dibs on the left one
S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades
T to C- I got dibs on the right one
C to S- I got dibs on the left one
S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades
by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011
Get the Catching Grenadesmug. When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.
by Its Just Life May 9, 2014
Get the shower grenademug. It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.
by Gooch king February 1, 2014
Get the gooch grenademug. The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).
"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
by SurrealArt June 7, 2016
Get the Grenade Abortionmug. A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
by lilg210 October 27, 2011
Get the Facebook Grenademug. by Tom Santiago May 28, 2006
Get the love grenademug.