greasy slut

Usually blonde over-processed hair, haggard facial characteristics. Money grubbing. Not well spoken, of little education. Works menial jobs as usually has criminal record i.e. Driving under the influence. Brews own wine from "Wine Kits ©". Shops at Forever 21 - oblivious to the fact that she no longer falls into age appropriate dress. Always a victim she ploys herself on the sympathies of others. Usually the only friend she has left are their own Mothers (slut apple never falls far from the slut tree). Narcisstic qualities and a chronic smokers hack coupled with social hand grenade potential she's definitely one you'll want to pass on. Also has an affinity for Goldfish.
I once dated a greasy slut.
by Sarcasmdeadgoldfish July 05, 2015
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Greasy Coiler

A soft serve, Curly frie esque Turd that leaves skids in the bowl.
Bill had to scrub the bowl after birthin a couple of those Greasy Coilers!
by Bobby Brooks January 11, 2005
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Greasy Akuma

The act of dragging the unwashed underside of the ballsack across the face of another person.
That first lord Japanese neckbeard gave me a greasy akuma after spamming armored assists all game and then using Messatsu-Gohado Ungyo over and over while in x-factor.
by darealpumpabumpa January 10, 2012
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greasy faggots

I think I have enough change in my ashtray for a couple greasy faggots.
by birdman26 January 10, 2008
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Greasy Tara

While having intercourse, doggy style, place a raw hot dog weiner in the the lucky lady's anus. Continue having beautiful romantic sex while the hot dog weiner is cooked by the warmth of your girl's anus. The sweet rectum juices fill the weiner with a heavenly flavor that will make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Once you have finished having sex, remove the plump and juicy hot dog weiner. Then place it in a hot dog bun and set it aside. This tasty and special treat is best served with chili and cheese and should only be shared with your spouse or with one of your lucky unsuspecting friends. Yum!!
"Dwight wouldn't pay me the $20 bucks he owes me from the last time we went to the massage parlor so I gave that bastard a Greasy Tara"
by B Square January 21, 2008
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greasy pierre

stick your wang in between your woman's ass cheeks and rub it up & down until...
SKEET SKEET all over her back & ass

i love it when she gives me a greasy pierre!
by Super Guy April 13, 2004
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greasy reacharound

this happens to those members of society that are blessed to work at a fried chicken restraunt such as KFC of Popeye's. sometime near closing or during cleanup one will unexpectidely be the benefactor of a reacharound that includes the liberal use of warm fried chicken grease. it is said to be one of the strongest climaxes known to man due to the overwhelming sexual sensation combined with the smell of warm biscuits and fried chicken.
I know she fucked up and made extra of the original recipe today because there was plenty of extra ingredients for Trixie to give me the greasy reacharound. Her hair smelled like biscuits and I felt like there was a Cajun Sparkle explosion in my pants.
by Co. Sanders September 23, 2007
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