Bacteria Grabber

An aggressive person that has a funny name or a person who makes fun of your wealth.

That Bacteria Grabber has quite a funny name.
That Bacteria Grabber making fun of me!

by That0neperson May 28, 2023

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

ass-grabber

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.

The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.

by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023

corn grabber

When you shit your bed in your sleep and eat the corn out of it when you wake up

You definitely know Darcy is a corn grabber

by ZappyTak January 17, 2024

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

ip grabber

1. website that can source your IP address just by going to it
2. an exclamation to say whenever your friend posts a link

1.
incredibly trustworthy individual: click this link for free V-Bucks! gww.totallynotanIPgrabber.xom
Joe Schmoe: hell yeah i want v bucks
Swag Guy: joe are you fucking stupid thats an ip grabber

2.
Joe Schmoe: yo can you send me the link so i can set up that system
Nonswag Guy: yeah sure www.website.io
Swag Guy: ip grabber
Hatsune Miku: hi guys its me hatsune miku
everyone else (even the scammer from definition 1) holy shit

by Crackenheim January 16, 2026