A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.
by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011
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Get the goober juice mug.Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.
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Get the gooey goober mug.A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
Get the Goober mug.A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.
by AkelaRainWolf April 1, 2010
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