Qualifications of an Ghetto White girl
Gossips about random people, Bad hygiene , Low iq, Thinks shes hood, try’s to pretend to be a race there not, disrespectful to teachers, sleeps with anything that has a pulse, usually smokes, is jealous of pretty or start girls.
Gossips about random people, Bad hygiene , Low iq, Thinks shes hood, try’s to pretend to be a race there not, disrespectful to teachers, sleeps with anything that has a pulse, usually smokes, is jealous of pretty or start girls.
“You see Lauren over there gossiping about that pretty girl”, while smoking pot in bathroom, “Wow that’s a real ghetto white girl thing to do”.
by Thatgirl Aria February 17, 2021
Get the Ghetto white Girl mug.A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Q:
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010
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• girl gamer
• girl dinner
• girl pants
mus·tard girl noun
ˈməstərd ɡərl
Becoming a mustard girl is what happens when a basic girl grows self-conscious about being called basic when entering art school/wanting to establish a large following on Instagram. Mg's typically hang out with other mustard girls, sad boy's, and clouty self-deemed "fashion kings" despite having extremely contradictory morals. Mg's call people out on cultural appropriation despite doing it themselves. Mg's wear clothes that are primarily from urban outfitters. Some mg's thrift shop so they don't have to deal with showing up to the diy concert wearing the same quirky t-shirt/mom jeans as another mg. Many mg's believe they are eGirl's, most are not. Vincent Van Gogh. Favorite rapper is Tyler the Creator. Wes Anderson. Photographer yet only photographs only their friends. Excessive amount of accessories such as butterfly hair clips and wear weird ass fucking hats, most likely from UNIF. Not showering or wearing deodorant and replacing it with essential oils. Mg's shop at glossier and wear a lot of lipgloss. The classic mustard girl consists of dressing like a minion and is shady to all of her friends. Jelly sandals. Rose water. Adidas. Canvas tote bags. Toms deodorant. High waisted jeans. Kanken bags. save the bee's. Succulents. Bonus points if you have really bad bangs. vans. adidas.
NOTE: mustard girl is not some type of declaration of war, it is just a meme. <3 ;)
ˈməstərd ɡərl
Becoming a mustard girl is what happens when a basic girl grows self-conscious about being called basic when entering art school/wanting to establish a large following on Instagram. Mg's typically hang out with other mustard girls, sad boy's, and clouty self-deemed "fashion kings" despite having extremely contradictory morals. Mg's call people out on cultural appropriation despite doing it themselves. Mg's wear clothes that are primarily from urban outfitters. Some mg's thrift shop so they don't have to deal with showing up to the diy concert wearing the same quirky t-shirt/mom jeans as another mg. Many mg's believe they are eGirl's, most are not. Vincent Van Gogh. Favorite rapper is Tyler the Creator. Wes Anderson. Photographer yet only photographs only their friends. Excessive amount of accessories such as butterfly hair clips and wear weird ass fucking hats, most likely from UNIF. Not showering or wearing deodorant and replacing it with essential oils. Mg's shop at glossier and wear a lot of lipgloss. The classic mustard girl consists of dressing like a minion and is shady to all of her friends. Jelly sandals. Rose water. Adidas. Canvas tote bags. Toms deodorant. High waisted jeans. Kanken bags. save the bee's. Succulents. Bonus points if you have really bad bangs. vans. adidas.
NOTE: mustard girl is not some type of declaration of war, it is just a meme. <3 ;)
Girl 1: "Omg! Did you see that mustard girl walking down the hall with the corduroy button up skirt?" Girl 2: "Yeah, I bet that kanken bag is a knockoff.", "Dude, this annoying ass mustard girl is sending me snaps of her juuling with Mac Demarco lyrics.","Does this book look a little too mustardy to you?"
by disturbish July 30, 2018
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Basically a girl who likes to wear A LOT of blush on their cheeks and on the tip of their nose. Of course some bold eyeshadow, eyeliner, highlight and wouldn’t be an E-Girl without an X or a heart under their eye or on their cheek.
E-Girls mainly wear a striped long sleved too and or any other top on top of that. Wouldn’t be an E-Girl without the classic skater skirt and a pair of tights XD. Mostly wears vans. Ofc has little pigtails in their hair as well
Basically a girl who likes to wear A LOT of blush on their cheeks and on the tip of their nose. Of course some bold eyeshadow, eyeliner, highlight and wouldn’t be an E-Girl without an X or a heart under their eye or on their cheek.
E-Girls mainly wear a striped long sleved too and or any other top on top of that. Wouldn’t be an E-Girl without the classic skater skirt and a pair of tights XD. Mostly wears vans. Ofc has little pigtails in their hair as well
“How do you describe a girl wearing a striped top, some vans and a lot of blush?”
“That’s a Tik Tok E-Girl”
“That’s a Tik Tok E-Girl”
by Definitionmakur January 28, 2019
Get the Tik Tok E-Girl mug.To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."
"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."
by Adman12 September 22, 2005
Get the girl drink drunk mug.“Girl inches” refer to when a girl thinks a guys dick is much bigger than it actually is. This is partly due to guys over exaggerating their size.
So when a girl sees a dick thats around 6 inches, she’ll think its 8 or 9.
So when a girl sees a dick thats around 6 inches, she’ll think its 8 or 9.
Guy 1: I was with amy the other night, she really liked what I was packing
Guy 2: Maybe in girl inches..
Guy 2: Maybe in girl inches..
by Leftonreplied November 10, 2019
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Starter Kit:
× starbucks
× chipotle
× nutella
× aeropostale
× forever21
× PINK
× crop tops
× lululemon yoga pants
× fjallraven kanken bags
× hydroflask
× scrunchies
× checkered slip-on vans
× white converse sneakers
× ugg boots
× iPhone + airpods
× instagram
× snapchat
× selfies
× netflix
Starter Kit:
× starbucks
× chipotle
× nutella
× aeropostale
× forever21
× PINK
× crop tops
× lululemon yoga pants
× fjallraven kanken bags
× hydroflask
× scrunchies
× checkered slip-on vans
× white converse sneakers
× ugg boots
× iPhone + airpods
× snapchat
× selfies
× netflix
Ugh, Avery is such a basic white girl. She's got yoga pants, white converses, scrunchies, and a hydroflask.
by ❤︎ July 15, 2019
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