When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.
by Gilly April 12, 2004
Get the Arabian Night Goggles mug.How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.
WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).
This perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of Harvard University into thinking that they are attractive. Fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.
WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).
This perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of Harvard University into thinking that they are attractive. Fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.
Theodore Covington III: Gee Preston, did you observe that female? She was extremely attractive!
Preston Wingfield VI: Get a hold of yourself Theodore! We're on summer break; you really must remove the Harvard Goggles. I've seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.
Preston Wingfield VI: Get a hold of yourself Theodore! We're on summer break; you really must remove the Harvard Goggles. I've seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.
by Boondock Drunks February 7, 2007
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Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.
by garthy July 8, 2006
Get the Beer Goggles mug.When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.
"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."
by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006
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When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.
When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.
"That chick over there is pretty hot"
"Nah not really"
"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."
"Nah not really"
"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."
by PMOSLICE January 11, 2010
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by Moe Spislack April 14, 2009
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1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
by pikamtn October 18, 2010
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