goblin mode 

dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.

A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.

Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?

goblin mode by Michelle Litoris, PhD December 29, 2022

Goblin mode 

When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.

Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode”

Goblin mode by Snz June 13, 2023

Goblin Dickhead 

Goblin Dickhead is used as an insult for underage parents who are on government benefits.

Look at that Goblin Dickhead buying her kids sausages rolls with her benefit money.

Goblin Dickhead by OrthdoxNorman March 6, 2016

Goblin Gang

A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.

Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!

Goblin Gang by Tunkyman January 25, 2021

Goblin Squat 

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

Goblin Squat by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Goblin Mode 

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it

I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

Goblin Mode by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 6, 2022

Goblin Mode 

Spontaneous twitter space hosted by goblins for humans in celebration of revealing a new goblin technology.

Often accompanied by grunting, burping, farting and occasionally manic laughter.

"ₐₐₐₐₐₐₐᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤGGGₕₕₕₕₕ gₒbbₗᵢₙₛ GₒBₗᵢₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₙₛ"
"dₒwₙ dₒwₙ ₜₒ gₒbₗᵢₙ ₜₒwₙ"
"Wᵃᶻᶻᶻᶻᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵖ"
"ₕᵤₑₕᵤₐₕₑgₑₕₐg"

"I am going full goblin mode"

Goblin Mode by @Pupibatthoru May 31, 2022