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Jess Goal 

A Goal that shouldn't have gone in the net in NHL 2013 but somehow found its way in.
Eww that was such a Jess Goal.
Jess Goal by Ron Mexico504 April 8, 2013

Go ahead goal 

The goal that puts the scoring team ahead in a game(breaking a tie). Commonly heard during soccer matches and hockey games.
"The game was tied 2-2, but Messi scored the go ahead goal in the 89th minute."
The atheist version of the phrase "Godspeed".
Hey Joe, can you touch up the RationalWiki article on Atheism? Goatspeed!
Goatspeed by Charlie Macson October 25, 2009

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.
Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.
Pulled The Goalie by TomMac53 December 30, 2007

lacrosse goalie 

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...
lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie
lacrosse goalie by supye March 26, 2010
Abbreviation for Giant African Land Snail.
"You want a pet GALS? Those things are invasive."
GALS by cactus.jpeg August 20, 2020