Gilspie

Fun, bubbly, usually happy girl. Might possibly be a brony, we don't know yet. Loves volleyball and is an aggressive player in soccer and basketball. Fun at dances. Refuses to cry.

Woah, bro, look at that gilspie dance!

That bruise? Oh, a gilspie accidentally hit me in soccer. It's all good, though, she apologized.

Man, that gilspie can totally make me laugh! What a great friend!

by MuffinsandderpsFTW February 5, 2012

Gilseth

A Gilseth is when you pop a boner so hard that you can't get it to go back down. after a while the Gilseth get so hard it cuts off circulation to your balls turning them blue. You generally get these when you see a really hot chick or in some cases a guy if your gay or a transvestite.

Dude check her out!!

Dude i know i have been popping a Gilseth for last ten minuetes. (in a whisper) It hurts so bad.

by boner6669 August 29, 2012

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

Gilfriend

A Grandmother you'd like to have sex with that is also your girlfriend. Derived from gilf derived from milf.

Dude your gilfriend is so hot it looks like she melted!

by Goose&Reacher June 28, 2018

Gilfing

The act of sleeping with a hot grandma

Me and the hot grandma are gilfing

by TheDJ05 November 2, 2018

Gilf

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck

"You know what I was just thinking? Fuck getting me a Milf I need a Gilf and that 401k, tbh"

by AnxiousAnonymous November 6, 2019

Sarah Giles

Someone who spends all day in the library watching netflix. Has an irrational fear of cheese.

Guy 1: "Hey, come to our wine and cheese evening. It will be well lit."
Guy 2: "Don't you know?! I'm Sarah Giles ;)! Cheese is my weakness"
Guy 3: "I can't come, I'm going to Stauff to do work winky face emoticon"
Guy 1: "Ahahahaha! You are going to do a Sarah Giles ;)"

by bob dole 10/10 June 6, 2016