Ghetto gloves

When socks are used to keep hands warm in the absence of proper outerwear.

"Hey Bob, are those mittens without thumbs?"
"No, they're my ghetto gloves Bill..."
Bill looks down at Bobs sockless feet and understands all too well.

by heyduke December 13, 2009

ghetto conference call

Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.

Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...

by enemyoffreedom June 25, 2010

ghetto spanx

A cheap pair of pantyhose that have been cut off at the feet or above, depending on the level of control needed.

My ghetto spanx are rolling up!

by maribry July 6, 2010

Ghetto Quarter

When you substitute a quarter with two dimes and a nickel.

I would buy a gumball, but all I got are two ghetto quarters...

by pineapple-juice August 6, 2011

Ghetto sniper

A man who is middle to upper class that targets girls to date that are lower class. A guy that will only date girls that live in the slums and usually speak in ebonics.

Andrew: Headed to this shit hole bar in the slums to meet this slut for a drink
Kunitskiy : Dude, you're such a ghetto sniper!

by Jayredbull August 23, 2016

Ghetto Adjacent

When you live in a nice affluent area, but just one street over you end up in the ghetto.

My house is located in a really nice neighborhood, but just outside that area I am ghetto adjacent to the hood.

by TickleBerries August 28, 2017

Ghetto snake

A piece of hair, weave, or dread laying on the ground typically as the result of a fight

There’s like 6 ghetto snakes in the Walmart parking lot there must have have been a fight last night

by Jackson Doeson February 3, 2022