getting Branson’ed

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018

getting changed

The act of being walked in on while masturbating.

A common excuse used when you are caught yankin' your shit.

To masturbate, usually in close vicinity to other people.

My roommates walked in on me while I was getting changed.

If you continue to practice not knocking before you enter my room, you may witness me getting changed.

Yo, I'mma go get changed.

by Ad Rock May 28, 2008

Getting No Bitches

The act of getting no hoes on ur dick

Famous People Known For Getting No Bitches: Greg Smith, Micheal Gordon, Zariel, Zariel's Hairline.

Most Famous of All : Luis Figueroa that lives at 160 W Main St, Middletown, NY 10940

by BigDickLou69696969696966969 January 19, 2022

Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.

"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006

getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.

What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.

by Jason Morales March 23, 2007

getting jilled

to be catcalled by a drunken, married woman of high stature

Teresa was getting jilled at last year's Christmas potluck by her boss, Jill.

by lackawanna February 26, 2009

Getting Accepted to Brown

Anal Sex

Dude, me and my girl are getting bored in bed

Ever thought of getting accepted to Brown??

by SeeWatHaHappen July 27, 2009