Gash Basher

A very thick male erection. More focused on the girth than length. Cock built like a soda can.

He pulled out his gash basher and my only thoughts were “that’s never gonna fit”

by TAZ_76 February 26, 2022

slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

by GashSlapper February 18, 2008

Gashole

A person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. Can usually be seen driving a white Ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, Texas plates and "bull balls" hanging from the hitch.

I tried to get McDonald's breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!

My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!

I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!

Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!

by OptionVBC April 25, 2010

gash

A british slang term very commonly used (especially in London or at least the more urban areas of london like south east) to mean a girl/female/woman. Mostly used by rudey boys, "gangstas" and chavs.

e.g DER WERE BARE GASH AT DAT SKOOL = There were lots of girls at that school.

by Jayson O August 24, 2006

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

gashed

Short form for 'gay bashed'.

Sometimes used to avoid having to say 'gay bashed' since if someone hears that, it might cause a gay bash.

Me: OMG this is a sketchy place.
Foo: Yeah, I hope we don't get gashed!

Stop acting so gay, we don't want to get gashed!

by matt in to November 20, 2009

gash is gash

An English slang word for; "vagina is vagina" or "pussy is pussy". So basically a person, who uses the term "gash is gash" is just pure twat and a fuckboys, who has no respect for women and just uses vulnerable women for sex.

So if your top lad Gary (also known as Gazza for his top notch banta) has just slept with his psycho bitch of an ex-girlfriend, Britney, and you ask;"Oh Gazza you fucking bellend! The fuck you doing with Britney?!" And Gazza the fucking legend replies with "Well lads, gash is gash! now lets go get us a cheeky Nandos en boys!" You just sit there thinking, well cant argue with that. You then strut down to Nandos, with all your swag, and get on the banta bus with a one way ticket to top notch bater vill.

by QueenOfTheBitches August 29, 2015