gauge

A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.

If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

gauge

12-gauge shotgun.

What you wanna do? I got tha gauge, an uzi and a muthufuckin' 22!

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Devils gauge

When you get twelve piercings or more on your dick.

"So your getting a devils gauge?! How many piercings is that?"
"Yeah 12."
"Dude your never going to get laid again, you'll rip shit up."

by stealthy_chicken101 January 16, 2010

gauch

underwear, usually male, sometimes called gauchies

I didn't know she was there, and I came out in my gauch.
Im all out of clean gauch!

by lar3ry September 1, 2008

ganghipster

Hipsters that are into "authentic" gangster rap/attire/subculture; grew up in a suburb; has never handled a firearm in their life (this is up for debate).

Ganghipster's are generally fans of Odd Future and Wavves, who spend $300 on jeans and $400 on a flannel shirt but keep it "O.G." and "gangsta." Fans of "sagging skinny jeans" and Tu Pac + Biggie + Vampire Weekend. Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

Fans of the Roots + Girl Talk.

by T2thaBean January 15, 2012

gaucho

Soft. Sissy. Lacking resilience.

This guy thinks he's tough, but not really, he's a gaucho.

by nielubow March 4, 2015

gafghani

Gangster Afghan bitch
Wanna be gangster afghan
Afghan who lives in the bronx
Hoodalicious afghan

do i REALLY have to give an example, it's knida REALLY obvious

by StarAFGirl March 29, 2005