Grot

One who has muscles like a body-builder/someone who takes steroids, although it can also be used in a sarcastic way.

When seeing an ACTUAL grot: DO NOT say anything incase you get twatted...

Sarcastically: When seeing an obviously un-grotty person..."Check this grot! haha"

by Faye-mous February 19, 2009

groat

to put a finger up a vagina

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u

by Karl Hert April 10, 2008

groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)

Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

grosty

a nasty girl, total slut, grody, hoe

adaneys a grosty beotch

by AriiBabii August 1, 2008

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 17, 2005

grooted

Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.

I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.

by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013

Grot

British Slang: Pornography.

Gonna treat myself to some grot later.

by Notifier89 November 8, 2022