Glitter

A magical substance that shames any serious person found with it on. A perfect weapon to use on bosses who have just sacked you. Turns wampires into meyerpires.

"Dammit, Steve threw glitter on me and now I have to walk around looking like an idiot all day!"
"Harsh. That stuff doesn't come off, man."

by The Magnificent Mr. Crane December 22, 2009

Gary Glitter

rhym. slang

Shitter. Reference to either the arse-hole, or the komode

"Wheres Charles?", Elizabeth pondered out loud,"He's in the Gary Glitter taking Camilla up the Gary Glitter" replied Philip

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Gary Glitter

A fictional Glam Rock god portrayed by paedophile Paul Gadd.

"I am a fan of Gary Glitter, but if I ever met Paul Gadd I would have to jam a bowie knife into his junk and let him bleed to death on the sidewalk, on general principles."

by John Crawfish August 4, 2010

gary glitter

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"

Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 14, 2004

Shit n' Glitter

Very similar to being tarred and feathered. But with hot shit, and glitter thrown at you.

Used to publicly humiliate those who have caused wrong doing.

"Did your best friend really sleep with your girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"Dude... Friends should never do that to other friends... He needs to be Shit n' Glittered. He will never do that to another person again."

"I ate hot curry 14 hours ago. Let's go."

by cherz November 9, 2005

Glittergasm

When one experiences an orgasm at the sight of glitter/ or highlighter

I had a glittergasm when I saw her blinding highlight

by What.Is.Life March 12, 2018

gutter glitter

slang for cocaine

even though Nancy isn't out on the street yet, she will be if she keeps wasting her money on the gutter glitter

by CB0717 March 16, 2009