shit gibbon

a person who is obsessed with shitty objects and doesn't stop talking about them

person 1: Ryan insists he show me his stamp collection
person 2: What a fucking Shit Gibbon

by deleteduser February 5, 2020

"gigbokensteiner"

A devreux facility child who has either down syndrome or suffers the the great white tourettes syndrome

"Oh shit dawg that retard has had tourettes since he was three years old, he's a total "gigbokensteiner"!"

by the backwardsman, cha boy hubby "the caroler" hubschman January 3, 2006

gibbous

A euphemism for being high on weed

(puff)
Cough cough! Shit, this weed got me gibbous dude!

by L Wrong Hubbard June 20, 2006

gibbon

A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.

DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.

by nigelmortonstern July 3, 2006

mr gibbons

my maths teahcer last year *sighs* i love him and always will. He enjoyed putting on nail varnish and stroking someones hair and being a general perv! Oh how he wont be missed! *sighs again*

* Mr Gibbons in a high pitched voice* BEEEEP! (cant put her name in!) how was yor holiday? can i stroke your hair now?

by HannahDudey! November 10, 2008

gitiot

Gitiot: combonation of git and idiot. a marvel of human nature that embodies all the qualities of being both a git and an idiot. objects and situations that are infuriating, may be referd to as 'gitiot'.

1)Oh My god, Sue?! look at Nate and Adam..they're such Gitiots! they deserve one another.

2)Nate: Holy fuck Adam, i was with Sue last night and i couldn't get my gitiot dick up!
Adam: Well Nate, that's the gitiotest situation i have ever heard since the same thing happend to me with Sue.

by D'anne June 11, 2006

GITBAM

An acronym for
Go In The Bushes And Masturbate

Guy 1: Fuck off, GITBAM

Guy 2: Kay

by CumRag June 25, 2008