funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

funky chicken

To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.

Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!

Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!

by FunkyChicken April 14, 2008

Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar

Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL

by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010

funky

a nice fashion style that is differend, cool, strange, weird. tight clothes

look at him, he's funky, yeah stylish.
today, i'm wearing funky clothes

by (unknown) November 10, 2003

funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

by pizzaf January 17, 2009

funky ass flea bass

1. The funky sound generated by advanced slapping techniques on a basss guitar. Made awesome by Flea, the Red Hot Chili Peppers bass guitarist.

2. Funky ass bass riff

1. Add a little lust to the funky ass flea bass.

2. Lay down some of that funky ass flea bass.

by farenheights April 20, 2005

funky

Music that has a particular feel or groove.

"Earl King recently told me I was the first guy he ever heard use the term funky about music..."

" 'Think about Foley, how funky and dirty he stinks and smells. Think about playing the music just like that."

-Earl Palmer, Backbeat: Earl Palmer's Story

"Damn, that's funky!"

by bbmatt September 22, 2009