Tiber Funeral

Tiber was once a niche micro-celebrity who rose to fame after his tragic "death". A notable rap artist later made an obituarary to show her support as well as help with the funeral plans. The funeral ended with someone engulfing bong water, puking everywhere, and overall an uncomfortable vibe. Now the phrase "Tiber Funeral" is used to describe a disastrous event.
Person 1: This party sucks!
Person 2: Tiber Funeral....
by remysbiggesttriangle September 12, 2023
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Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
by Hootie J November 07, 2021
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Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
by Fasters December 22, 2021
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funerable

the times when someone is both vulnerable but it’d be fun to see them suffer. funerable.
ellie has annoyed me today’
‘let’s jump her she is funerable’
by yoloswagoho April 17, 2019
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funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 07, 2017
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Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 07, 2021
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Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
by Pop Rox25 April 16, 2018
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