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Get the Funeral mug.Tiber was once a niche micro-celebrity who rose to fame after his tragic "death". A notable rap artist later made an obituarary to show her support as well as help with the funeral plans. The funeral ended with someone engulfing bong water, puking everywhere, and overall an uncomfortable vibe. Now the phrase "Tiber Funeral" is used to describe a disastrous event.
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Get the Tiber Funeral mug.An Industry taking care in difficult times of family lives. Working in the industry is difficult and deserves a degree of respect.
However, a lot of funeral homes are owned by large business corporations. These businesses aim to efficiently make money.
Functions and factors that help generate revenue include:
- A lack of information on how much funerals should cost, and what rights you have as a consumer.
- Selling preneed. This may be focused towards being sold to the elderly. Preneed may contain fine text designed to obligate ones family to pay specifically for the agreed upon services with possible limited flexibility, thus secure future revenue for the home.
- Casket rooms can be designed in such a way as to force families to view expensive, "good looking" or "fitting" caskets as opposed to more affordable, but less impressive ones, often in less desirable colors as to influence more desirable casket choices.
- Bundling services that make consumers feel like they are saving more by buying more.
- Subtle gestures such as saying (deceased's name) deserves more (perhaps a grander service or better casket or burial).
- Also note the significant psychological state of the consumer, who may be dealing with unbearabke grief.
See the 1978 FTC report on funeral homes, the research done by the funeral consumers alliance, and other resources and articles done on your local death industry. Of course, not every home is coporate or "greedy".
However, a lot of funeral homes are owned by large business corporations. These businesses aim to efficiently make money.
Functions and factors that help generate revenue include:
- A lack of information on how much funerals should cost, and what rights you have as a consumer.
- Selling preneed. This may be focused towards being sold to the elderly. Preneed may contain fine text designed to obligate ones family to pay specifically for the agreed upon services with possible limited flexibility, thus secure future revenue for the home.
- Casket rooms can be designed in such a way as to force families to view expensive, "good looking" or "fitting" caskets as opposed to more affordable, but less impressive ones, often in less desirable colors as to influence more desirable casket choices.
- Bundling services that make consumers feel like they are saving more by buying more.
- Subtle gestures such as saying (deceased's name) deserves more (perhaps a grander service or better casket or burial).
- Also note the significant psychological state of the consumer, who may be dealing with unbearabke grief.
See the 1978 FTC report on funeral homes, the research done by the funeral consumers alliance, and other resources and articles done on your local death industry. Of course, not every home is coporate or "greedy".
Guy1: Man, that funeral cost us a lot, hopefully we'll pay it off next year.
Guy2: Honestly, I wish we knew about how the funeral industry worked before we got into all this...
Guy2: Honestly, I wish we knew about how the funeral industry worked before we got into all this...
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Get the Funeral Industry mug.This phrase is most commonly used to describe a funeral that is happening within. This is not a physical funeral. This is a soul funeral, a spirit funeral. This funeral is grasping for air because it is trapped within like a mouse in one of those little wood traps. Mice traps are actually a reference to internal funeral, so if you ever see one make sure you jump on it full force with no shoes on while screaming internal funeral at 3 am with three candles surrounding you making a triangular shape at an obtuse angle to attract wealth and some bad bitches. (No scam logang!)
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