Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.

Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.

by udisabitlush December 17, 2010

fumgrunching

The act of catching a fart bubble in one's mouth, as it rises to the surface of the water in a bath tub.

Nat was fumgrunching last night.

by HLwakestud16 May 24, 2007

funeral portrait

when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway.

by textdrivebys.com September 15, 2009

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

fukery

1. When the you add more insult to injury.
2. Mess / Trash / anything that relates to the words mentioned.

Ex.
H : "What the hell is this fukery!"
or
S : "That fukery of a person is my wife!"

by Master.Oogay August 15, 2018

fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.

Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:

by 123025lci October 10, 2019

Anal Fumes

Synonym for Flatulence or fart.

Origin: A term coined by Evol used to describe when one releases their gas.

Definition: A release in indole and skatole (methane) gas that is discharged from the anus.

He got high off his anal fumes.

Man! Who blew their anal fumes?

Her anal fumes are waffling in the room.

by Samanosuke January 28, 2010