Flanal

A flaccid penis penetrating a butthole, either purposefully or accidentally.

When the train stops suddenly and you land in that old man's lap. #flanal.

by rudecatmeow November 26, 2016

Flanagan's Law

Law of the man that this world was blessed with, Law by the word of the mouth Of Stephen J. Flanagan. What he says goes and he does must be followed and adhered to never is he to be questioned!

Stephen you cannot do that. - YES I CAN ITS FLANAGAN'S LAW

by stflanag July 12, 2012

Flan

Used to describe anything or everything. Was first used as a substitute for last names. Also short form for a group of misfits or gays.

"Who are those kids over there?
"Oh, nevermind them, they're flans!"

"What's his last name again"
"Let's just call him O'Flannigan!"

by Cornelius Mynock December 29, 2007

Filanegro

Its a Filipino and African-American combination.

THE FILANEGRO was in THA HOOD AND THA NIGGES OR THA Filipinos didnt know what 2 call him so i came up with FILANEGRO!!!!!
GILLYGILLS

by GILLYGILLS AKA bugeye March 24, 2007

Flanagan's Law

"Whatever happens, it's unexpected." As defined in *84 Charing Cross Road* by Helene Hanff. Said philosophically about unexpected turns in careers, especially in the arts.

Flanagan's Law can be a useful guide to preparation for challenges when combined with Murphy's Law: it's not just that if anything can go wrong, it will; it's that whatever goes wrong will go wrong in a way you didn't expect.

Helene Hanff, popularizer of the phrase, hoped to advance her future as a playwright or actress by reading classic literary works from a very old-fashioned reading list. She began to order books she couldn't find in New York from an English bookstore. It was her correspondence and friendship with the bookstore staff that made her famous: Flanagan's Law.

by murgle February 4, 2013

flanal

not floral

my reaction to the rabie shot was flanal in silent ways

by John Doe, Jr. Jr. December 31, 2008

Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.

1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.

by The Adventurers August 6, 2009