Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"

Fucktard Apocalypse by Guzzi October 23, 2014

fucktarded 

something so messed up that it is beyond stupid

That new policy is just fucktarded.

fucktarded by insatia August 20, 2003

fucktard contest 

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

fucktard contest by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

fucktardian slip 

Much worse than a Freudian slip!Root word fucktard.

My emo drunken brother(IE:The Fucktard)who claims to like his girlfriends bulldog had a fucktardian slip when he accidently expressed his dislike for it.Girlfriend not happy now!

fucktardian slip by Kfallsguy April 8, 2011

fucktardy

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

fucktardy by aeioulmao June 3, 2015

Fucktard 

See Adam Schiff.

You are insane and need medications. Don't act like such a fucktard!

Fucktard by LCMB March 14, 2018

Fucktardistic 

Something so incredibly stupid that it has the capacity of changing one's life (usually not for the best).

That was the most Fucktardistic thing I've ever done

Fucktardistic by Andrew Todd69 January 1, 2021