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Fuck-Wad

The collective pile of goo that forms after two people have engaged in sexual relations.
Man me and Jessica went ad it like crazy last night. I came 3 times and her even more. Afterwards there was the biggest Fuck-Wad you ever seen. I had to change the sheets!
by paulmor909 November 28, 2012
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fuckward

Essentially a fucking retard. Mostly encountered in the depths of tumblr or really just the internet in general. Even here, you've got these asswipes posting definitions for their own name or people they hate and either sucking their own dick or ranting about someone else. On top of that, even more fuckwards upvote that shit, so it ends up on the site for the whole fuckin' world to see. Great job volunteers, just fuckin' great.
Common species of Facebook Fuckward: 'Deer skool, y u exizt? suncerly, me nd evry1 else.'

No, that's a real fucking post. People like this breathe our oxygen.
by Senpai Hunter August 16, 2015
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fuckaduck

A person that either fucks or anyother types of sex with a duck.
Or someone that makes there dog lick theyre genatils or vagina or boobs by putting a pretzel (or something) on or in it.
1. That fuckaduck just gave the duck a blowjob!

2. Jen, "I hear Zach is a fuckaduck. He puts skittles up his butt and makes his dog eat them, its disgusting!"
Sam, "That's hot"
by marks da j May 1, 2007
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Fuckways

Driving a loop upside down. Originally used in an TheEMUreview live stream during How wheels turbo racing on the Nintendo 64. Made into a meme by Yoshifan333 (Twitch user) in the twitch chat.
Did you see me drive fuckways?
by Yoshifan333 July 7, 2014
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fuckwank

1) Often used as an insult to people who force their presence upon you just because you know them.
2) General curse
1) Person with frinds: 'Get lost you fuckwank!'
2) 'Oh fuckwank! I got pwnd by a noob
by Andrew Hudson May 11, 2008
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Fuckward

Fuckward is the feeling experienced after fucking someone for the first time, and having it be incredibly awkward after.
Yeah, so Beth and I got really drunk the other night and ended up bumping uglies...man. It was really fuckward.
by 0nrush July 31, 2011
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Fuckwalk

A person who walks in such a stupid or ridiculous manner, that when you see them you are compelled to yell "Fuckwalk!" at them.
Did you see that fuckwalk back there?
Yeah, it's too bad I ran out of ammunition.
by Nord March 23, 2004
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