Fucktard 

Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used

Why the fuck would you eat your own shit? You Fucktard

Fucktard by Samsterlongmessedupshit April 19, 2016

Fucktard 

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.

Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"

Fucktard by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017

fucktard contest 

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

fucktard contest by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

team killing fucktard 

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com

After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard

team killing fucktard by Taylor March 5, 2005

fucktard 

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)

"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"

fucktard by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015

fucktard 

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

fucktard by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010

fucktard contest 

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

fucktard contest by PeeOn January 5, 2008