Kvac the Frog

Kvac the frog is a creature that lives on the planet earth but is rumored to come from outside the solar system he is cross-eyed and has 6 toes thats spies on humans for the frog empire it can also be used as a insult.

What is that guy doing. Oh my god! he is acting like such a Kvac the frog right now.

by Peanut8562 July 28, 2021

Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

if a frog had wings

This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped".

From the movie Wayne's World:
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.

A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:

Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"

by MPM68 March 31, 2007

Frogger Fingers

The claw like shape that ones hands take after playing Frogger for far too long.

Steve : Hey Joe high five me!

Joe : Sorry can't man I got Frogger Fingers goin' on

by Ratgirl April 9, 2009

pepe frog

the dankest meme

can be sad, smug, etc.

stupid normies taking all of the rare pepe frogs! ugh!

by dank memes 420 February 29, 2016

ghetto frogger

Game played by non-ghetto residents when driving through the ghetto where a housing project is on one side of the street and a liquor store is on the other side.

"I almost hit that one, old bastard risked is life for a forty and a loosey. It's like playing Ghetto Frogger down here.

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

crazy frog

A fucking annoying mobile phone sound, that every bastard seems to have. Your risking in getting your phone smashed if you play that. THEN they bring out songs with it in! Who ever made it up should be shot. People who try and do the sound are even worse. *cough*CHRIS*cough*

Dickhead: Wanna listen to the crazy frog its so funny?
Guy: Argh FUCK OFF WITH UR FUCKING CRAZY FROG SHIT *grabs phone and smashes into ground*

by <SR> May 14, 2005