i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

you have no friends

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.

Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat

by Me me self and I April 17, 2010

Friendgasm

Noun. The meeting of two friends, usually female, in which they call one another's name at high frequency and charge towards one another, resulting in a crushing embrace. Friendgasms usually occur as a result of long distances and/or time spent apart. In these cases, the involved often finish their Friendgasm with an awkward and simultaneous "OMGHOWRU!?"

"I went deaf after the sorority girls a block away had their weekly Friendgasm before the party."

"Hannah broke my arm during a brutal Friendgasm at the airport today. I guess she really missed me."

by Lossiel October 28, 2011

Friends with Benjamins.

Another term for a prostitute.

I've been with her 3 times in the last month. I'd say we're are good friends with Benjamins.

by Deadiac January 22, 2015

Friendjester

The act of of going on a trip with your friends just to go, with no agenda.

We’re taking a friendjester to Dallas, TX.

by TheMan1831 February 1, 2021

fallopian friends

when a group of 2 or more girls have their period at the same time

girl 1: "ugH I HATE CRAMPS!! :("
girl 2: "ugh saME"

girl 1: "OMFG R U ON UR PERIOD???"
girl 2: "YES!!"
both: "FALLOPIAN FRIENDS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by chameleonp00p March 7, 2013

Camp friends

Camp friends are the best friends you will ever meet. No matter where you are, your camp friends will be there for you. Camp friends NEVER leave your side.

Natalie, Annabelle, Emma, Raegan, Haylie, and Ryann are all best camp friends

by Rattles March 14, 2019