Flerf

1. A person that cannot understand how science works; also known as a flat earther.

2. An unbelievably stupid person, most likely named Randal, that is a closet narcissist and most likely eats babies and children.

"I had a conversation with a co-worker today, and I tried explaining that it's literally impossible to see curvature with the human eye and that's when I realized they're a flerf."

by themizzan February 3, 2023

FreeForm

Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.

"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."

"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."

by GerthPaul March 21, 2023

ferflission

To work on a commission piece while completely drunk (and probably fucking it up)

The artists drank did way too many Kinky Pink shots and started a ferflission for a client.

by JollyRoger6789 May 9, 2023

flerf herder

A person who attempts to educate (or sometimes troll) people on social media who believe that the Earth is flat (see: flerf).

Brandon is an accomplished flerf herder who can debunk any flat Earth evidence.

by CallMeEOnly June 23, 2023

Frerard

Every fangirl’s favourite mental nuclear missile. ‘Frerard’ is the ship name for Frank Iero and Gerard Way, the rhythm guitarist and frontman of My Chemical Romance, respectively. It all started when the duo had a reputation for their ‘stage gayness’ in which they fought homophobia by acting, as the words ‘stage gayness’ suggests, gay on stage for each other. They never dated, to clarify, and they never had any actual romantic feelings for each other as far as we know (and as far as we should be concerned, because that’s pretty personal), and they’re both married to women and have children now, but when they did do the stage gay stuff, it was because they loved making homophobes uncomfortable. This kind of backfired because they found out that people were… into that. Really into it. The entire band ended up knowing of the *explicit* slash fanfiction (the 2000s emo/alternative scene was a fucking time if I’ve ever seen one) and shipping the weirdass fans turned their statement into. So they decided to stop with their stage gay duo act. Sadly, that didn’t stop the manic emo dream kids, and that’s why frerard crap still pops up on my tumblr dashboard occasionally to this day. These shippers need to be stopped or so help me.

Random emo: Hey, I wonder if there are any good mcr fics on heeeEEEEROH GOD IT’S FRERARD AGAIN OH GOD OH SHIT

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Flerf

Pronunciation: FL(irt) - (yo)U'R - F(uck)
1. Short form for "flat earther"; one who believes the earth is flat.
2. A derogatory slur suggesting that one is comically ignorant, stubborn, stupid, or a combination of all 3.

Person 1: "That bitch a Flerf"
Person 2: "Nigga got NO fucken brain cells"
Autistic person: "Motherfucker an insult to disabled people"

by damnboihethic69 January 17, 2024

FLERF

F L at
Earth
Ret@rd*d
Fxck

I don’t know why all the other definitions haven’t actually used the second F letter in FLERF (e.g. the label flat earther has one F at the beginning of the sentence, but “FLERF” has two F’s, I don’t like people who beat around the bush.

Me: the Earth is round for the parsimony that the data has with a globe model
FLERF: Nah dude that’s what the government wants you to believe, don’t ask me why they want you to believe it. Also all your data is wrong, don’t ask me who it’s wrong because you have the burden to prove both a positive claim the earth is round and the negative claim that the earth is not round.
Me: dude, you’re a FLERF on god

by AllDictionariesAreUrban805 January 18, 2024