Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.

That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.

by You Con Ho September 7, 2013

Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Black Forest

Specifically prison (not jail). The bars being the trees in the forest.

Tyrone did hard time in the black forest.

by Genmyself3 January 2, 2020

lake forest

The 3rd richest town in the country and proably the world. Only Greenwich, CN, and Kenilworth, IL are slightly above the affluent, beautiful lake forest. LF is about 30 miles north east of chicago right on lake michigan. Everyone from lake forest is rich beyond belief compared to the rest of you, people and most everyone is gorgeous. In order to survive in our beautiful small town, you must drive carSSSS like mercedes, porsche, bmw, ferarri, range rover, and lexus. otherwise, your simply a lake forest, white trash, wannabe. all the other suburbs around us strive their hardest to beat us in anything, sports, LOOKS, money not gonna happen, cars& houses again, not gonna happen and just about everything. like someone said above, it's lake forest, we breed perfection. were rich, and your not. get over it. just watch the movie mean girls. Regina george has the typical lake forest lifestyle that we, who live here are proud of. Lake forest is the real north shore, dont expect to survive in the area if you arent gorgeous, wealthy, and smart. Oh, not to mention we are the best, and we will always be the best, so all of you wannabees get over yourselves, lake forest, the real north shore.

It's cooler by the lake.

just face it, everyone wishes they could lead our lake forest lifestyles.

you all are going to try to get rich or die trying.
we dont need to try, its naturally given to us.

YOU wish.

love you all, kiss kiss!

by richgirl1789 November 12, 2006

forest hills

Filled with a whole bunch of snotty rich white girls whose daddy's buy them anything. They think they are the shit because there parents drive nice cars and they can afford any surgery they want to make themselves look perfect. All the girls are backstabbers. If you go to forest hillls BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS!

Oh do you know those snotty white girls from forest hills?
Oh you mean Nicole and Katharine?

by pcebiotches December 6, 2011

Forest Fire

Ginger Pubic hair

Eddie pull your pants up, im getting hot from your forest fire.

by Grantttt February 12, 2009

Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood

(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump

by The world is grim June 2, 2017