flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

fling

When you're NOT in a relationship with the other person but you do have the privilages as someone that is in one. Often very short-term, can be sexual or non-sexual, such as a kiss, hug, holding hands or dates. Stress on the fact that there is no commitment and not serious.

"It was just a fling with David... I don't expect it to go into a relationship."

by Lemony_ January 19, 2009

summer fling

(see California fling)
A sexual adventure free of hassles, commitments or drama, timed for the summer only. Something light and fun-filled with nothing to worry about at the end of the season. Usually not exclusive to one person, ends in a mutual agreement of friendship.

"Did you see that summer fling in 'Grease'?"
"Yeah it was hot."

by JessLaura August 2, 2007

flying hamster of doom

a winged hamster welding coconuts.

the flying hamster of doom will rain coconuts on your pitiful city.

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

Flingship

A friendship that has a potential to be a fling.

JD, you should totally start a flingship with Eliot. She's like your best friend and she's totally banging material.

by Eliot Reed November 27, 2011

flying whale

flying whales are the most beautiful and magestic of all things in this universe. usually drawn by a girl named grace. flying whales are what we are when we dream, when we die, when we dance, when we smoke bud, when we believe. some people arent cool enough to fly with whales.

"your a flying whale"
"hey thanks"

by mammithadith October 26, 2008

fling a bearing

To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.

Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.

by Petergozinya June 7, 2009