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Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females
1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer
by ElliotM April 4, 2009
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Phone fluffer

1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.
1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)
by Nameinuse January 14, 2011
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nutter fluffer

this is a person who is such an ass kisser that you cannot stand to be near them.
usually refers to a person you work with.
this person would be happy to clean the bosses hole with their tongue.
taken from the porn term "fluffer", which refers to a person who keeps the dicks hard on a porn set.
also taken from nutter butters, because it rhymes
"I can't take it anymore she is such a nutter fluffer, I vomite in my mouth everytime I see her"
by sussmeout December 22, 2008
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Flaffle

Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"

- Flaffle, classic example.

Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"

- Flaffle texting example.
by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011
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FLUFFER

Someone who preps a professional considerably before they must give a performance. It is not just regular preparation, but a stong urging, above and beyond, meant to convince the performer and the audience that it was delivered solely by the performer on his own.
"What a great speech by Bush...However, given the content everybody knows that Cheney was his fluffer"
by Laverty March 3, 2010
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Fluffed

To break wind, usually in small or cute amounts.
*parp* Oops, I've just fluffed.
by Stevie_the_Great February 20, 2008
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fluffly

An adjective, used to describe something pleasently soft, i.e. small mamals, my boyfriend's hair, newly cut golf course grass between bare toes...etc
"Wow! That baby squirrel sure is fluffly."
by Kiki February 18, 2004
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