Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

jane flute

a pipe used to smoke marajuana

Friend-Yo bro do u wanna smoke the jane flute with me after school i heard your interested
Me-I never said anything about the jane flute i am interested in the skin flute tho.

by Bgtom November 12, 2007

Corroded Flugelhorn

Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.

She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.

by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008

collage fluke

the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.

oh my god i can't believe he passed, he was never here.. he is such a collage fluke.

by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010

Baby Flume

A vagina. When a woman's vagina becomes so warped from childbirth that subsequent babies come out like they are riding a log flume.

After the first couple of children Michelle Duggar's vagina had become a baby flume.

by DWMUND November 30, 2010

bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014