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Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
mugGet the Flock of Pigeonsmug.

Flock of Cock

Watch out for that flock of cock. They look mean.
by CannibusToken May 12, 2023
mugGet the Flock of Cockmug.

SKIN flocking

When a video game company stops making original content and simply starts releasing cosmetics and well SKINS, Examples of this includes but is not limited to, Fnaf AR, TF2, Overwatch and Halo Infinite
Damn Fnaf AR was kind of skin flocking before it was officially canceled, Yeah I know right?, they released zero new characters this and last year!

I'm tired of Valve Skin Flocking, there's a huge botting problem and they're still focused on releasing hats, what insanity is this?
by BuzzGim September 20, 2022
mugGet the SKIN flockingmug.

To flock

1. To continue ahead on the path you are already on.
2. To return home.
"We're coming up to an intersection, which way do I go?"
"to flock, my friend, to flock"
Or

"where to now?"
"I'm done! to flock!
by Tsunami Iceberg October 10, 2016
mugGet the To flockmug.

Flocked

Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.
Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.
by Haha Rachel October 20, 2023
mugGet the Flockedmug.

i have no flock

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"
by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017
mugGet the i have no flockmug.

flock of elderly

A large or obscene amount of old people in a condensed area.
"Wow, it's insanely crowded here, I swear I've seen at least 3 flocks of elderly!"

The flock of elderly in the mall the other day, was moving like a stamped."
by Luc_The_King_1300 August 26, 2017
mugGet the flock of elderlymug.

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