flabergander

another name for the penis.

Holy cockballs, that girl just touched my flabergander!!!!!

by I Love JD!!!!!! December 7, 2003

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?

Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Flagella fuck

Doing a person between the scrunchi and the head in a ponytail.

I am going to Flagella fuck her

by B0rne May 26, 2008

Fanegaling

1.) to wiggle around in a worm like fashion

2.) to overall be gross

Mauricio and Megan were fanegaling in class and it was grossing everyone the fuck out

by dogmeat29 December 9, 2010

Flabergasm

This is tottaly a word for dana.:O its means,she a tard and thats final.

Flabergasm ohhhhh shit son.

by Bash Boy November 27, 2007

flagellum

one eyed snake

hes flagellum is showing

by timmy October 7, 2003

Flanex

A gentleman's drink. 3 shots of vodka, one shot of blue tequila, and fill the rest up with orange juice(assuming you have a regular sized cup- should be about half orange juice). Insert straw and suck it up as fast as possible.

Is that a flanex you're drinking?

by RJ Macready March 23, 2011