filter face

The expression you get when you inhale the very last tobacco in your filter cigarette. The red-glowing tobacco usually causes the filter to heat up instantly, transfering painful heat to your lips.

Can also be used in a negative term to offend someone:

"Jonnern has a permanent filter face".
"If I had a filter face like yours, I'd kill myself."

by fatti May 16, 2005

Filterblast

A Filterblast is a drag (puff, pull, toke, etc.) that is taken from any rolled tobacco product (with a built-in filter; i.e. Cigarettes, Cigarillos) that has burned too close to the filter. The filter of most rolled tobacco products is made from fiberglass and, while fiberglass serves as a good tobacco filter, it is certainly not meant to be inhaled into human lungs. The effects of a Filterblast are unmistakable -an immediate semi-constriction of the upper esophageal sphincter, an unpleasant burning sensation throughout the lungs, and, in some cases, harsh coughing.

A Filterblast usually occurs for at least one of the following reasons: a) The Filterblasting individual in question is low on tobacco and desires to make use of every last bit of their supply, thus causing them to take that last regrettable drag that burns up part of the filter; b) The individual is intoxicated and is unaware of the fact that the cherry on their tobacco product has burned so close to the filter.

a) Glancing at the single cigarette left in his pack, Johnny wonders how he will make his tobacco supply last until tomorrow's payday. Sizing up the burning cigarette in his hand, he wonders if he can get one last drag out of it so that he can hold off on lighting his last one for a while. Toking his cigarette, he quickly pulls it away from his lips and starts to choke. Johnny has clearly made a bad judgment call, as his final toke turned out to be a Filterblast.

b) Stumbling back to the bonfire at a bush party, Billy takes a long pull on his cigarette. Upon inhaling, his chest seizes up and he begins to cough. It is at this point that he realizes that he has just taken a Filterblast.

by JPaps December 19, 2011

Filterized

To alter ones image

When ratchet girls take pictures of their filterized ass

by Smalls cub October 9, 2019

Spooky filter

A blue camera filter that filmmakers choose to use because they think it will create a "spooky" atmosphere, but it is in fact, for lack of better word, stupid.

DUUUUUUDE!!! Did you see dead silence? Spooky filter...not cool.

by Dean Datre November 29, 2007

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

Filler

A phone call that is made to a mate or partner simply for the purpose of killing time while travelling on a boring journey.

Girlfriend: 'Aw, that's really sweet of you to phone and ask how my day was going.'
Boyfriend: 'That's cool, it was only a filler anyway. Right gotta go, that's my stop.'

by ZambianAstronaut December 10, 2010

pussy filter

The small, very thin absorbent pad with an adhesive backing that a woman sticks to the inside crotch of her underpants to catch normal daily vaginal secretions, as opposed to a much larger sanitary napkin, which is used during the menstrual period.

"Why should I put on a brand clean pair of panties every day when I can just slap a fresh pussy filter in the crotch of these every mornin' and wear 'em for two weeks?"

by Maynard Melvin June 25, 2005