Fiddle Fuck

1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.

2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.

3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.

1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.

2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.

by osamio November 1, 2010

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011

findeisen

An extremely eccentric, yet strangely lovable chemistry teacher.

That odd fellow with the strange wit is such a Findeisen.

by Kevin Choi March 2, 2004

Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008

a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

The Grand Finale

When you put pop rocks in the tip of the condom so when you finish its like the grand finale on the 4th of july on yo dick!

Girl: why do you have pop rocks with you condoms?
NiggaDude: thats just for the grand finale girl
Girl: grand finale?
NiggaDude: yeah girl when im done im gonna make your pussy feel like the forth of july.

by Swuan January 13, 2009

Fiddleditz

The act of being simultaneously drunk and high.

pronunciation: fid-dul-ditz

plural form: fiddleditzed

I showed up at the party late, and by the smell of pot and cans all around, I knew they were all fiddleditzed.

by bgood2me944 March 1, 2009