Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

by WettFannie November 16, 2020

picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

by figpickin March 4, 2022

Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted

that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig

by Gucciflexbape March 12, 2021

FIG

Fitt Irish Ginger

Damn, did you see that FIG? She smokin'!

by Jimbalaya69 July 4, 2021

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

fig

Your asshole.

My fig itches.

by Itz4Reel September 2, 2019

Fig

Another word for idiot, or a funny person

'God you're such a fig hahahah'

by Indanizzle September 1, 2015