fecalligraphy

1. noun: Writing or drawing on any surface, with shit.

1. Some people practice fecalligraphy for their whole life but they may never be good at it.

2. The train station bathroom contains an extensive collection of the succesful integration of the fecalligraphic stroke.

by Atom G August 31, 2008

Fecal Consolidation

The act of getting ones shit together.

If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.

by sticks156 July 25, 2010

fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

fecal spelunker

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.

by sbo May 14, 2011

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.

" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."

by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014

Fecal Fanatic

Simply put, a shit lover, someone who greatly enjoys anything to do with the stuff that comes out of the bung. Also could be spelled Phecal Phanatic referring to a shit lover from Philadelphia or actually anybody from Philadelphia.

Man, I Hot Carled that bitch and then she fucking ate it! What a fucking fecal fanatic!

by Chain Dawg December 28, 2005

Fecalfeliac

This word does not exist. The correct word is coprophiliac.

Mozart was a coprophiliac.

by Dick Jaws January 9, 2004