fappadactyl

A pterodactyl that masturbates while flying

The Fappadactyl's sperm fell from the sky

by Sir Frederick Fappingtin November 7, 2013

Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

shmidy fayp
schmidy fape
schmidy fayp

The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

by Negger October 31, 2004

Fappable

Something that one is able to masturbate to.

Aubrey is totes fappable.

by Akiratimo January 5, 2014

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017