Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022

a cock fact is when a scientific theory is proven to be a real fact using ones cockular intelligence.Also it may be used to tell a guy what he is doing is not very masculine.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

world leaders getting popped, we're about to go to war with russia, straight men dressing like fact gets... the 70s are upon us
by Tarkus96 July 9, 2022

a true statement that can not be refuted. a fact that is not subject to the usual skepticism due to usual truth-stretching tendencies of the speaker.
-yo man, we need to get some LGs over here
-thats a full fact
-yo, when we get some LGs over here i'm gonna bust in one of their butts... and thats a fact
-thats a full fact
-yo, when we get some LGs over here i'm gonna bust in one of their butts... and thats a fact
by SupBroseph September 22, 2009

When someone tells someone off and their sidekick just HAS to ring in and say “and dem facts “ just so they can sound cool.
by SlangKing3200 November 19, 2017

by JustTellingTheTruthHere June 13, 2019

by sir leton March 3, 2022
