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Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.
"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010
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facesquat

The practice of two or more facebook friends carrying on a conversation on the wall of a third mutual friend who does not use or otherwise check her facebook account very often. Facesquatting is especially effective after 9pm when wall postings are unmonitored by many users, especially those with kids or day jobs.
Dude let's facesquat on joey's wall - he's away and will have no idea for at least a week that we've had this conversation about his new girlfriend on his own wall!
by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010
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FaceSpace Pose

"The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?
Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits
by Nedd4u January 1, 2011
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facesearch

to look on facebook or other socialnetwork sites to find out about some one
aww man i didn't get that job i went for last week, turns out my boss facesearched me and didn't like my hatred of authority and my party hard ethos
by subz91 October 15, 2010
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Faceso

a street term for a sexual act whereby a male will sit high up on the female (or male)'s chest. the female (or male) being sat on will aggressively perform a blow job on the male
when i get in i am going to give my wife faceso
by gman2010 October 30, 2010
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Facescaping

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.
by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011
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FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.
Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.
by ghi07 July 20, 2012
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